Ode to All Struggling Value Investors

Posted in GOOG, AAPL, Value Investing on November 16th, 2007 by Market Poetry

The folks who made big money this year
Are the ones owning stuff we wouldn’t go near
Like Apple at 40 times net
That’s a valuation we just don’t get
Or Google with a price-to-sales of thirteen
We simply prefer when multiples are lean
And it’s quite right to have wondered
Is oil sustainable at one hundred?
Will Chinese demand grow forever?
That’s a bet we’d make never
So we’re just sticking to our value guns
And passing on stocks amidst silly runs
The willingness to weather a lackluster year
To the institutions will not you endear
(Even if it sets the stage
For great riches at a later age)
But, my friends, I say “take heart”
Volatility is to this game a part
The wealth will come, even if it’s lumpy
So what if our recent returns look grumpy?
Momentum, you’re having your day in the sun
We’ve lost this year’s battle, but the war will be won

How to Get Rich Without Going Crazy

Posted in Value Investing on November 29th, 2006 by Market Poetry

By Market Poetry

Has the fickle market made you mad?
Has a trade of yours turned very bad?
Rest assured—you’re not alone!
Many portfolios have been whittled to bone.
More than that, good news I share
So listen closely, both bull and bear:
Salvation, my friend is not far from home
Just make it to the end of this poem.
The secret to riches I will tell
And it ain’t CNBC or a magic spell.
Forget about getting rich quick
That’s nothing but a marketing trick.
Please ignore your broker’s advice
You’re better off in Vegas, rolling the dice.
Wall Street reports are a silly caper
Good for nothing but toilet paper.
And penny stocks won’t reach the skies
Unless you place them on top of management’s lies.
If you are seeking to amass much wealth
While keeping your sanity and your health,
The trick, I say, for how to win
Is but one word: discipline.
Speculation and trading you must curtail
The same for margin and short sale.
Quality is what you need to find
And buy it when it’s in a bind.
Find a company with a solid past
Profitable through this cycle and last.
What is sells might be a bore
So long as profits roll right through the door.
On its future there should be no doubt
That it’ll be around ten years out.
Make sure it doesn’t hold much debt
And some yield would be nice to get.
Management should be truthful and straight
Shareholder value they love to create.
When such a company you come across
Wait for it to take a short term loss
Like consistent growth, temporarily bent
Or missing earnings by a cent.
The analysts will all grade down
And call the CEO a clown.
The stock’s price will drop very fast
Popular affection does not long last.
When such quality goes to the bargain bin
Hold your breath and jump right in
For what today is out and down
In due time will turn aroun’.
So lock up those shares and throw out the key
You’ll be rich one day, if you trust me.
Stop following the market’s every trade
Patience is how fortunes are made.
Go out for dinner with your wife
Spend time with your kids, enjoy your life.
Eventually management will come shining through
That is what they’re paid to do.
By holding quality for year after year
Of much stress you can stay clear.
You’ll end up paying a lot less tax
And live a lifestyle much more lax.
In summation, I will repeat
That you’re better off ignoring the Street.
The trick, I say, for how to win
Is but one word: discipline.

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The Strategy of a Novice Investor

Posted in Value Investing on July 28th, 2006 by Market Poetry

Brian Kunman

If you’re profitable
And cheap (very!)
I might buy you

If you’re simple
And understandable (even to me!)
I’ll take a look

If I’m lucky
And smart (just a little!)
I might make a fortune

Brian asks that you wish him luck!

A Note to Mr. Market

Posted in Value Investing on May 23rd, 2006 by Market Poetry

By Market Poetry

Mr. Market, I love you so
But how you price I do not know

Some days valuations are nearly fair
And others they’re nowhere near

But I know that if with patience I wait
Attractive pricing is the inevitable fate

The opportunities you send me come very slow
But with time you allow me to sell high and buy low

In memory of Ben Graham. A little silly, but we wanted to get this site started!