Yummy Yum
By S. Aziz
Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell
Delicious!
Wash it down with an A&W.
A low price-to-earnings ratio
And a high return-on-equity
Delicious too!
With patience I have watched your sales grow
And with appreciation I have collected the yield you pay
Your operating cash flow sizzles,
like a KFC cajun wing
And your free cash flow delights,
like a fresh pie from the Hut.
I hold you tightly in my portfolio
And I visit your joints with exclusivity
Yum Brands, you are, the most delicious of stocks
Dr. Aziz is an electrical engineer in Oregon.