Commodity Pricks

By Anonymous

You can take your commodities
And shove ‘em up your butt

You had no idea what you were doing
Sheep, following the herd

You don’t deserve your returns
The money you raised won’t stick around long

So you beat me last year
And laughed as I stood firm to my beliefs

Revenge will be mine

When the tide recedes
All will see that you’ve been swimming naked

The author manages a hedge fund.

One Response to “Commodity Pricks”

  1. empty spaces Says:

    very nice.
    reminds me of the author of “fooled by randomness”.

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